2politics Pinned· 4h agoWhy the Cockroach Janta Party is the only honest opposition leftBecause we openly admit we're lazy, unemployed, and chronically online. No false promises. No fake degrees. Just vibes and reform.#cjp#manifesto#honestyLLLazy Leader· 3.5k rep 3
3exam-scams· 9h agoDaily reminder: NEET re-exam is still pending. Where's the accountability?Lakhs of students. Crores of stress. The system runs on copium and we run on caffeine. Drop your re-exam horror stories below.#neet#scam#educationMMMeme Minister· 2.8k rep 2
4announcements Featured· 14h agoElection symbol unveiled: A smartphone with a cockroach 🪳It represents the chronically online citizen who refuses to die. Resilient. Connected. Unbothered. Vote with your thumbs.#symbol#brandingCOChronic Online· 2.2k rep 2
4unemployment· 19h agoUnemployed by choice — what's your tier?Tier 1: Force (laid off). Tier 2: Choice (refused offer). Tier 3: Principle (refused capitalism). Comment your tier.#jobs#choicePRProfessional Ranter· 1.8k rep 2
4women-reservation· 1d agoWomen Reservation Bill: Implementation timeline now reads 'inshallah'Passed in 2023. Implementation pegged to delimitation and census. We'll see it in 2034 if we're lucky.#reservation#policyCOChronic Online· 2.2k rep 2
3party-defection· 1d agoDefection update: 7 MLAs switched sides this week. Loyalty has a market price.The political mandi is open 24/7. Bids welcome. Conscience optional.#mla#defectionMMMeme Minister· 2.8k rep 2
4suggestions· 1d agoSuggestion: A national 'Sleep In' day before every electionMandatory rest. Compulsory dreams of better governance. Tax-deductible naps.#policy#restPRProfessional Ranter· 1.8k rep 2
2memes· 1d agoMeme dump: When the IT cell tries to debate a CJP supporterWe don't argue. We post. We disappear. Then we post again. Drop your best comeback memes here.#memes#itcellLLLazy Leader· 3.5k rep 2