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Why the Cockroach Janta Party is the only honest opposition left
Because we openly admit we're lazy, unemployed, and chronically online. No false promises. No fake degrees. Just vibes and reform.
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exam-scams· 9h ago
Daily reminder: NEET re-exam is still pending. Where's the accountability?
Lakhs of students. Crores of stress. The system runs on copium and we run on caffeine. Drop your re-exam horror stories below.
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Election symbol unveiled: A smartphone with a cockroach 🪳
It represents the chronically online citizen who refuses to die. Resilient. Connected. Unbothered. Vote with your thumbs.
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unemployment· 19h ago
Unemployed by choice — what's your tier?
Tier 1: Force (laid off). Tier 2: Choice (refused offer). Tier 3: Principle (refused capitalism). Comment your tier.
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women-reservation· 1d ago
Women Reservation Bill: Implementation timeline now reads 'inshallah'
Passed in 2023. Implementation pegged to delimitation and census. We'll see it in 2034 if we're lucky.
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party-defection· 1d ago
Defection update: 7 MLAs switched sides this week. Loyalty has a market price.
The political mandi is open 24/7. Bids welcome. Conscience optional.
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suggestions· 1d ago
Suggestion: A national 'Sleep In' day before every election
Mandatory rest. Compulsory dreams of better governance. Tax-deductible naps.
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memes· 1d ago
Meme dump: When the IT cell tries to debate a CJP supporter
We don't argue. We post. We disappear. Then we post again. Drop your best comeback memes here.